Quotes of: Comedian Keyword

Being a rapper is about being cool, but being a comedian, you're not supposed to be the coolest guy.

Aziz Ansari

Let's face it, the great comedians now that are handicapped in the looks department are tremendous writers.

Jack Black

The real good comedians, like Chaplin, would make you laugh and a second later, cry.

Martin Landau

Comedians, we're just people who whine. But we happen to be funny when we whine.

Artie Lange

I never saw myself as a comedian. I saw myself as a guy who can act funny.

Charlie Day

I think it's a comedian's job to make everything funny. Nothing is off-limits.

Donald Glover

If you think something's funny, go with that. Most comedians pull jokes from a place of honesty.

Olivia Munn

My only goal as a comedian was to stomp the life out of the model-minority myth.

Eddie Huang

You don't need to be stable to be a stand-up comedian.

David Steinberg

It's always impressive when talented comedians are easy laughers or generous with their laughs.

Hank Azaria

When I think of myself, I'm definitely... I'm not like a comedian.

Dave Franco

I'm a comedian, which is the opposite of a lifestyle that equips you to be a parent.

Jim Gaffigan

Comedians want to be rock legends for a day - that sounds fun to them.

Jake Kasdan

Oh yeah, I'd love to be a comedian. I've done a lot, but always in the confines of plays.

Michael Gambon

I'm a comedian who got into movies, so I don't really think of myself as an actor.

Eddie Murphy

God is a comedian playing to an audience that is too afraid to laugh.

Voltaire

I'm glad Reagan is president. Of course, I'm a professional comedian.

Will Durst

I'm a performer, comedian, entertainer, writer and director.

William Shatner

Having other comedians complimenting my work is the biggest accolade that I can get.

Kevin Hart

Even as a little child, I've always had that comedian kind of attitude.

Etta James

You know the quickest way to get comedians to hate you? Do Letterman at age 24.

Mike Birbiglia