She loved me coming and going, at my worst and at my best. She had a bottomless well of love for me.
Every comedian comes to a fork in the road where they have to decide if they're going to make jokes about other people or make jokes about themselves. I chose myself.
When I make an American movie it's going to come out all over the world-it doesn't happen the same way for an Italian film or a French film.
If you go down in history, don't take it too seriously because time will come and there will even be no more history, just nothingness!
Everything comes at the right time, but if the right time is too late to be patient, go earlier before it becomes too late.
I need to surf - surf and yoga. Whenever I'm in L.A., I go down to San Diego to surf for the weekend, and I always come back perfect.
Don’t just GO through life, GROW through it. For Life comes to you only once . . . never to return! Climb the Ladder of Life, step by step-RVM
If my client calls me and says, 'I'm going to a friend's premiere,' I'll say, 'Come over and let's do something cute.' And I won't bill them for that.
But even if we don't have the power to choose where we come from, we can still choose where we go from there.
The greatest fear dogs know is the fear that you will not come back when you go out the door without them.
'Re-Mit' is going to terrify people. It's quite horrible. The Fall have had enough and we're coming for you.
What they're doing is, they're making the decisions for us. That's what this country is coming down to. They're going to make the decisions for us.
It would be a dream come true if I could just go from studio to studio and play solos.
My ultimate goal is for that next generation coming up, who didn't see me play, go, 'Oh, he used to play football?'
We will not go. The only way to get us there is to come in here with clubs and knock us on the head, and drag us out and take us down there dead.
We've going to bring back thighs. Enough of these size zeros. Thighs, and back fat, and over-the-belt fat, it's all got to come back again, and we're the ones to do it.
There's a smartphone gait: the slow sidewalk weave that comes from being lost in conversation rather than looking where you're going.
I live now on borrowed time, waiting in the anteroom for the summons that will inevitably come. And then - I go on to the next thing, whatever it is. One doesn't, luckily, have to bother about that.
I never really look for anything. What God throws my way comes. I wake up in the morning and whichever way God turns my feet, I go.
I was emotionally and physically punched in the stomach. This is not a place where you go and deliver the lines and then you come back. It's kind of a life-changing experience. But it can't get better than this for any actor - this is like an opera.
What appears on the page comes out of your experience, and no-one is going to see it in quite the same way - so, that being so, you're already doing something in a thoroughly individual and idiosyncratic way anyway.
