Sounds so silly, but I want to accomplish getting my kids through college.
We can't accept that it's O.K. if only some kids get to go to college.
When I left college, I was out of work for three years. I had this dream of being on 'SNL,' and that was all I could imagine.
I attended college in Los Angeles and wore black pumps to work every day.
When I was playing college basketball, I had to work out every day; it benefited me physically.
Liberals have invented whole college majors - psychology, sociology and women's studies - to prove that nothing is anybody's fault.
I find myself thinking back to something I saw on the local news about a year ago. A teen football player had died in a car accident. The cameras showed all his friends after the funeral—these big hulking guys, all in tears, saying, “I loved him....
When you lay down a proposition which is forthwith controverted, it is of course optional with you to take up the cudgels in its defence. If you are deeply convinced of its truth, you will perhaps be content to leave it to take care of itself; or, at...
Combo: [Walking with Shaun, Gadget, Meggy and Banjo, noticing three Indian boys playing football in a corner] Look at these little fuckin' sewer rats, look. Fuckin' vermin. Boys! [the boys group together, but Meggy snatches the ball from them] Combo:...
Complaining about boring football is a little like complaining about the sad ending of King Lear: it misses the point somehow.
A brick could be thrown, like a football, only instead of a wide receiver, I’d recommend sending out a politician to catch your pass.
Until the age of thirteen, I tortured the waiting worlds of book illustration and professional football by shilly-shallying over which of them was going to get the benefit of my inestimable talents.
As a child, I was very active. I was a gymnast, I played touch football, netball and basketball. When I was 16 years old, I started yoga. I started working out at an early age.
I remember playing football dressed in peculiar costumes with some friends in France and laughing so hard we couldn't even stand up, let alone kick the ball.
Prize-Fighting is not the aim of boxing. This noble exercise ought not to be judged by the dishonesty or the low lives of too many of its professional followers. Let it stand alone, an athletic practice, on the same footing as boating or football.
The same boys who got detention in elementary school for beating the crap out of people are now rewarded for it. They call it football.
Neither my sexuality or my efforts or lack of effort on the football field make up the whole sum of me.
As a sculptor, I prefer busts. As a lover of women, I prefer busts. And as a football enthusiast, I prefer Robert Griffin III.
Academe, n.: An ancient school where morality and philosophy were taught. Academy, n.: A modern school where football is taught.
In high school I used to sing in the shower. None of the football players liked it, because they were all naked and I was in a tuxedo.
There are four quarters in a football game. That’s natural, because that’s 100%. I’m a 75% kind of fan, because I’m all about the quarterback.