12 million Gertrudes agree—their name isn’t Gertrude. I know, because I asked them out to coffee, and only one responded. She said yes to coffee—and no to me.
When there are 16 ounces of coffee to be shared by two strangers, and only one 8-ounce cup between them, then one man must give up his coffee, and the other must formulate an alibi.
The drinking of coffee is an absolute sin! Our Glorious Prophet did not partake of coffee because he knew it dulled the intellect, caused ulcers, hernia and sterility; he understood that coffee was nothing but the Devil's ruse.
I could either buy one missile, or 88,000 cups of coffee. Both would wake me up, but the coffee would also wake up North Korea. I’ll go with the coffee.
I don't t drink coffee, but I'm a tea addict.
Good communication is as stimulating as black coffee, and just as hard.
Along the way I stopped into a coffee shop. All around me normal, everyday city types were going about their normal, everyday affairs. Lovers were whispering to each other, businessmen were poring over spread sheets, college kids were planning their ...
There’s nothing I like more than rewards. Well, other than awards. I also love coffee a lot too. Being rewarded with a coffee award would be the ultimate euphoria for me.
Her name was Rebecca. Or at least that’s what her nametag said. She was making my coffee at Starbucks as I admired how her green Starbucks apron matched her bright green eyes. She had hair the color of coffee with a hint of cream in it. I was tryin...
Coffee has two virtues, it's wet and it's warm.
You can't take the milk back from the coffee.
A swimming pool full of coffee would be great to jump in first thing in the morning. After all, people often call me the Molly Brown of the Brown-water Bathtub. Also, I hate ice in my coffee—and ice in the ocean.
Wait!" What?" I lowered my cup hastily, wondering if maybe there was a stray hair, or worse, a newly boiled bug inside my cup. You got to smell it first. It's the proper way to cup coffee." Cup coffee?" Taste it." What? Are you the coffee police or s...
Put. That coffee. Down. Coffee's for closers only.
I like coffee tables. I’m into drinkable furniture.
Good communication is just as stimulating as black coffee, and just as hard to sleep after.
You don't need coffee. Nobody needs coffee. You can get along without it.
I like cappuccino, actually. But even a bad cup of coffee is better than no coffee at all.
Blake: Put. That coffee. Down. [pause] Blake: Coffee's for closers only.
If this is coffee, please bring me some tea; but if this is tea, please bring me some coffee.
An American will go to hell for a bag of coffee.
