I don't understand how it's cheaper to buy a whole steak at the Price Club than spinach. How did that happen?
The jazz clubs wind up having only rich tourists - the kids can't come. If they do, then they spend their entire monthly allotments on a 45-minute set.
Hearts was the pinnacle of my career. After I left, it really was downhill. Hearts is the club I always associate myself with, and I'm proud to have played for them.
Years have passed since I have set foot in a comedy club. If the comic is doing badly it's painful, and if the comic is doing brilliantly, it's extremely painful.
There is always going to be competition. When you play for a top club, you're going to attract top players. It's part and parcel of football.
I may see somebody in a club one night and go, Wow, she's the most attractive girl I've seen in a long time. Then I'll see her the next night and be like, Oh no, I don't think so.
I do Nike Training Club, which is actually really hard and intense. I'm surprised every time I do it. I also use Map My Ride and Map My Run.
Jimmy Fallon and I play regularly at the Bayonne Golf Club in Jersey. He's eighteen holes of fun. Any time we play he has moments of brilliance, but also moments of utter catastrophe.
Every time you read an interview with a supermodel, they're always like, 'Oh, I was a such nerd.' I resent that a little bit. I was in the A/V club. I used to eat my lunch in a closet.
There are these girls who live in Maryland: they're the Patrick Super Fan Club Association of America. They've sent me videotapes of themselves just eating and talking about Hanson, and a loaf of bread that was really moldy by the time it got here.
One is my club, I want to develop those players, and I want to be in the beginning at least, until I have everything ready, I want to spend as much time to develop those kids as possible.
Ron Woodroof: Would you stop starin' at her tits, Rayon, you're startin' to look normal.
Ron Woodroof: I got one... one life, right? Mine. But I want someone else's sometimes.
Rufus T. Firefly: I got a good mind to join a club and beat you over the head with it.
Basie: It's at the beginning and end of war that we have to watch out. In between, it's like a country club.
[Poem on Narrator's computer] Narrator: Worker bees can leave. Even drones can fly away. The Queen is their slave.
Narrator: When people think you're dying, they really, really listen to you, instead of just... Marla Singer:
Narrator: [reading] I am Jack's colon. Tyler Durden: I get cancer, I kill Jack.
Tyler Durden: Without pain, without sacrifice, we would have nothing. Like the first monkey shot into space.
Narrator: Marla's philosophy of life is that she might die at any moment. The tragedy, she said, was that she didn't.
Tyler Durden: Where'd you go, psycho boy? Narrator: I felt like destroying something beautiful.
