Tyler Durden: The things you own end up owning you.
Narrator: On a long enough timeline, the survival rate for everyone drops to zero.
Narrator: I am Jack's inflamed sense of rejection.
Narrator: I am Jack's broken heart.
Narrator: If I didn't say anything, people always assumed the worst.
Tyler Durden: You have a kind of sick desperation in your laugh.
Narrator: I wrote little haiku poems. I emailed them to everyone.
Tyler Durden: God Damn! We just had a near-life experience, fellas.
Ricky: I can't believe he's still standing. Thomas: One tough motherfucker.
Lou: Reject the basic assumption of civilization, especially the importance of material possessions.
Narrator: He was full of pep. Must've had his grande-latte enema.
Robert 'Bob' Paulson: Go ahead, Cornelius, you can cry.
Danny Butterman: Dad just said it was his special club.
Once you turn pro and you're making the big money and kids are buying your sneakers and your skates and your gloves and so on, you are a member of that role model club.
I have done well out of TV, but not well enough to buy football clubs. I'm not sure it's ever a way to make money.
I think book clubs should read more contemporary poetry.
I live in New York and I love hanging out in gay clubs, and a lot of my friends are gay. But, for better or for worse, I'm not gay.
As players, you just play for the club. I love Man United, I'm going to play for Man United, and that's what my focus is on.
Brian Johnson: Chicks cannot hold their smoke, dat's what it is.
The original Mickey Mouse Club, established in the '30s, was designed to attract children to movie theaters.
I'd still prefer to do five nights at a club than one night at Allstate Arena.
