You don't tell anyone things like that about your friends, even when you're mad at them.
A Small Free Kiss in the DarkMy name is Jimmy, but my friends just call me the hideous penguin boy.
The Melancholy Death of Oyster Boy and Other StoriesA wife is a friend first, a lover second, and third and probably most important, a maid.
Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81.