Have you ever noticed that idiots have a lot of friends? It's just an observation.
I Am the MessengerI sometimes think that 'friend' is just a word I use for all the people I haven't murdered yet.
RoguesShocked my old friend from China, Deja Vu, when I turned up at his door without notice.
Sans DestinationPart of being friends with someone is knowing when to speak your mind and when to shut the hell up.
Sympathy for the DevilShe doesn't recognize the number—none of her friends use their phones as phones anymore.
The Storied Life of A.J. FikryYou can lose a friend in springtime easier than any other season if you're too curious.
The Secret GardenThat's what friends should do. cherish the good and pretend not to notice the harmless rest.
Saving CeeCee HoneycuttTrusting no man as his friend, he could not recognize his enemy when the latter actually appeared.
The Scarlet LetterWho you are is why you choose the friends and situations in your life.
Simple Reminders: Inspiration for Living Your Best LifeIt's hard to not worry, because trying not to worry reminds me that I should be worried
Memoirs of an Imaginary Friend