Did you know, ma'am, that our mutual friend can say "kiss my arse" in six languages?
No True GentlemanWords are your friends. And lovers. They feel good in your mouth.
Love Quotes for the Ages. Specifically Ages 19-91.I can be on guard against my enemies, but God deliver me from my friends!
The Letters of Charlotte BrontëLife is a river," a wise friend told me. "It's flowing. You're never at the same place twice.
Live Your TruthYou're going to make the new friend impressed if you keep remember her when she'd forgotten.
My Ancestor Was an Ancient AstronautJust because we're friends, doesn't mean I shouldn't have to say sorry. You deserve that respect.
Marshmallows for Breakfast