Quotes of: Clone Keyword

I laughed when Steven Spielberg said that cloning extinct animals was inevitable. But I'm not laughing anymore, at least about mammoths. This is going to happen. It's just a matter of working out the details.

Hendrik Poinar

No one would want to read a book in which I explain the science of cloning because it would be very dull and it would also make no sense.

Rachel Cohn

Ours was not going to be a clone of the usual expeditions, oozing with sleekness. It was clear from the start that oddity was our advantage.

House of the Tiger King: The Quest for a Lost City

I’d be afraid of a man with two shadows, because that man is my clone, and he probably wants to kill me.

How to construct a coffin with six karate chops

Question for your life: Let’s say we’re making love on the moon, and my clone decides to show up. Would you tell either me or him to get lost?

$3.33

Aside from myself, there aren’t too many people trying to be me. That may change in the future, when all my clones arrive.

99 Cents For Some Nonsense

If I walked in on two of my clones having sex, I’d think it was gay, incestuous, and just plain rude to have not invited me.

99 Cents For Some Nonsense

Jacksonville is home to the most romantic man in the known universe. And it will be for some time, until I either move away, or my clone arrives to challenge me for my title.

I am Jacksonville

To love someone as much as you love yourself, that is the ideal. Especially if that someone is your clone.


Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81.

I’ve got a lot of love to give you. And by you I mean your clone.

Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81.

As much as I want to make love to you, I’d rather make love to your clone.

Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81.

The thing that has impacted life on earth the most is life on mars. That’s where the government is storing all my clones.

Seriously delirious, but not at all serious

Startled, she said, “Oh, I thought you were somebody else.” “No,” I said, “I’m not somebody else—but my clone is.

So many chairs, and no time to sit

My clones just honored me with the 2012 Man of the Year Award. But I wasn’t fooled—I knew they were really honoring themselves.

This Book Title is Invisible

What if a statue of me walked past my clone frozen in thought? Which one of the two would make a better quarterback than Geno Smith?

This Book is Not FOR SALE

I’m older than myself. At least I will be, once my clone gets here.

The Titanic would never have sunk if it were made out of a sink.

A lifestyle of deception is hard to keep up if your clones aren’t willing to participate.

This is the best book I've ever written, and it still sucks

Feel free to become a slave to your own clone. And mine. Remember, you can never have too many lovers who look exactly the same as me.

This Book is Not FOR SALE

How to duplicate yourself: hang out with the same people and say the same things all the time. The you of today is a clone of the you from yesterday.

This Book is Not FOR SALE

It’s not gay to jack off, so how could it be gay to give your clone a handjob? If anything, it’s on-the-job training for a political career.

This Book is Not FOR SALE

Ninety minutes of pure naughty (limit 30 minutes per customer). *No clones or triplets allowed!

This is the best book I've ever written, and it still sucks