Quotes of: Clone Keyword

Not many men will love you like me. Of course, I’m not many men. I’m just several men. Or I will be, once my clones arrive.

Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81.

Aside from murder alibis and kinky sex, what good are clones?

A Story That Talks about Talking Is Like Chatter to Chattering Teeth, and Every Set of Dentures Can Attest to the Fact That No..

If the people we’re talking about are all my clones, then yes, I am a people person. I really do care. Ask me out or invite me in, and I’ll say yes—especially if you are me.

Sleepwalking is restercise

If my clone were standing next to me, I’d be beside myself with joy. I’d also be literally beside myself. In that case, I’ll bet you’d love me twice as much, huh?

This Book is Not FOR SALE

My baseball team is called the I Ams. Just me and my clones on the roster. We’re devastating. Well, at least I am.


This is the best book I've ever written, and it still sucks

If I were alone with my clone, and we were enjoying each others' solitude, I'd have finally have met a man with whom I could hold a conversation consisting entirely of the repetitive response, "Yes, I agree!

This Book is Not FOR SALE

If somebody wanted me dead, I’d try to convince them to wait 25 years, for technology to arrive, so they can go kill my clone. It’s a win-win for me and them, but not for my other me.

This Book is Not FOR SALE

At night my shadow multiplies, and clones itself into total darkness. Half of all nudists hate me half the time, and half love me half the time. Sadly for me, the half who love me are the fat ones.

This Book is Not FOR SALE

It’s still masturbation if your clone gives you a hand job. It’s also a lot like being a member of Congress.

This is the best book I've ever written, and it still sucks

I want to find myself as a person, and I’ve enlisted the help of my clone to aid me in this. It’s like finding Waldo, except I’m only half wearing the red and white sweater, because I’m only half-finished knitting it.

This Book is Not FOR SALE

If there are two clones, one good and one evil, I can’t kill on sight alone. It’s the same with love. Some love hurts, and some love elevates, but as to which one is which, they are two sides to the same sandwich.


This Book Has No Title

I want a driveway so long you couldn’t see the end of it even if you were 26.1 miles into running a marathon on it. But why would you run? That’s why my clone will have invented teleportation.

This Book Has No Title

I’m going on vacation, and I’m leaving my clone in charge. I’ll be gone, but I’ll be here.

Who Moved My Choose?: An Amazing Way to Deal With Change by Deciding to Let Indecision Into Your Life

It’s not really masturbating if you’re jacking your clone off. It’s more like politics.

Who Moved My Choose?: An Amazing Way to Deal With Change by Deciding to Let Indecision Into Your Life

You can’t be the best all the time. But that’s what clones are for—to be you while you sleep.

Who Moved My Choose?: An Amazing Way to Deal With Change by Deciding to Let Indecision Into Your Life

The older I get, the more I’ve got going for me. Each yesterday is a new me I’ve got working for my collective experience, like an army of clones.

Whenever You're Gone, I'm Here For You

A clone would make a great birthday gift, because it’s the only gift that keeps on giving. At least it’d better give me a birthday present every year. It owes its life to me.

A Zebra is the Piano of the Animal Kingdom

Since I can barely write two books a year the best solution seems to be co-author projects. My goal isn't to get another writer to clone me... it's more to produce a book that shares my vision of positive, fun entertainment.

Janet Evanovich

I don't get jealous of other girls, because I was... raised in a cloning lab to be the perfect woman for Hugh M. Hefner, so, other than the fact that my I.Q.'s probably a little higher than he would like, I have nothing to worry about.

Holly Madison

If out of concern over cloning, the U.S. Congress succeeds in criminalizing embryonic stem-cell research that might bring treatments for Alzheimer's disease or diabetes - and Dr. Fukuyama lent his name to a petition that supported such laws - there w...

Gregory Stock

If I had a clone, I could list myself as a character reference.

At even one penny, this book would be overpriced. In fact, free is too expensive, because you'd still waste time by reading it.