Mother nature changes her looks for the same reason any woman changes her looks—to be noticed.
Smile Anyway: Quotes, Verse, & Grumblings for Every Day of the YearThe act of committing yourself to the Lord daily allows Him to guide you.
Small Changes for a Better Life: Daily Steps to Living God's Plan for YouI want God to be first in my life, so I’m putting Him first in my life today.
Small Changes for a Better Life: Daily Steps to Living God's Plan for YouI eat fog for breakfast, and I shit out steamy love scenes from the 80s.
Who Moved My Choose?: An Amazing Way to Deal With Change by Deciding to Let Indecision Into Your LifeMy erection at noon causes an elongated shadow so black you’d think I was an albino.
Who Moved My Choose?: An Amazing Way to Deal With Change by Deciding to Let Indecision Into Your LifeI make love with the accuracy of Joe Montana, and from a distance of up to 100 yards.
Who Moved My Choose?: An Amazing Way to Deal With Change by Deciding to Let Indecision Into Your Life