Quotes of: Clever-man Keyword

Capt. 'Ugly John' Black: Anybody know if this is an officer or an enlisted man? Hawkeye Pierce: He's an enlisted man. Capt. 'Ugly John' Black: Make the stitches bigger.

MASH

Ed Crane: Life has dealt me some bum cards. Or maybe I just haven't played 'em right, I don't know.

The Man Who Wasn't There

[first lines] Ed Crane: Yeah, I worked in a barbershop, but I never considered myself a barber. I stumbled into it. Or married into it, more precisely.

The Man Who Wasn't There

Doris Crane: [Falling down drunk] Life is so goddamn wonderful you almost won't believe it. It's a bowl of goddamn cherries...

The Man Who Wasn't There

Tom Doniphon: You talk too much, think too much. Besides, YOU didn't kill Liberty Valance.

The Man Who Shot Liberty Valance

Liberty Valance: You lookin' for trouble, Doniphon? Tom Doniphon: You aim to help me find some?

The Man Who Shot Liberty Valance

[first lines] Ransom Stoddard: [descending from railway carriage and consulting pocket watch] Thanks, Jason. On time.

The Man Who Shot Liberty Valance

Chiki: Do you even know what's the difference between a pessimist and an optimist? Nino: No, what? Chiki: A pessimist thinks things can't be worse. An optimist knows they can.

No Man's Land

Man who hires Wells: Did I say you could sit? Carson Wells: No, but you strike me as a man who wouldn't want to waste his chair.

No Country for Old Men

[first lines] Heroin Addict: Fuckin' deadly you are, man. Guy: Don't fucking... don't fucking go near that case. Heroin Addict: What? I'm just tying me laces, man.

Once

Frank: How can you trust a man who wears both a belt and suspenders? The man can't even trust his own pants.

Once Upon a Time in the West

Mercedes: [to Vidal] I'm not some old man! Or a wounded prisoner! Motherfucker... Don't you dare touch the girl. You won't be the first pig I've gutted!

Pan's Labyrinth

[first lines] Violin Man: What if I could put him in front of you? The man that ruined your life. If I could guarantee that you'd get away with it, would you kill him?

Predestination

The Old Man: [held at gunpoint by Jones] Dick, you're *fired*! [Directive 4 limitation against Jones is cancelled] RoboCop: Thank you. [shoots Jones]

RoboCop

Harry Goldfarb: [moaning in pain] Oh Jesus Christ... I need a doctor, man... I can't take it man, my arm, MY FUCKING ARM!

Requiem for a Dream

Susanna: You have his money. Charlie: HIS money? That man was my father too, what about my fuckin' half? Where's my fuckin' half? I'm entitled to that money, Goddammit!

Rain Man

Shellie: Wish you would've dropped by earlier, Jackie Boy. Then you could've met my boyfriend, could've seen what a real man looks like.

Sin City

Blanche DuBois: Young, young man. Did anyone ever tell you you look like a young prince out of the 'Arabian Nights'?

A Streetcar Named Desire

Han Solo: Sure hope the old man got that tractor beam out of commission, or this is gonna be a real short trip. Okay, hit it!

Star Wars

Old Man: Look what your brother did to the door! Ain't he got no pride in his home?

The Texas Chain Saw Massacre

Old Man: Those girls... those girls don't wanna go messin' round no old house!

The Texas Chain Saw Massacre