Quotes of: Clerks Keyword

Edmond: Why? In God's name, why? Fernand: Because you're the son of a clerk, and I'm not supposed to want to be you!

The Count of Monte Cristo

Jay: Thanks, Pickle Fucker! [to Silent Bob] Jay: Yo, some pickle fucker gave us free eats!

Clerks II

Lance Dowds: Randal Graves. Thirty-two and you're flipping burgers? Jesus, anybody else from our graduating class back there?

Clerks II

Husband: Remember, you saved. You don't use that kinda language. Wife: Ain't nobody from my church in here.

Clerks II

Dante Hicks: You wouldn't wanna be with a girl with an oversized clit? Randal Graves: No, 'cause the next step is a guy with an undersized dick.

Clerks II

[last lines] Dante Hicks: Can you feel it? Randal Graves: Feel what? Dante Hicks: Today is the first day of the rest of our lives.

Clerks II

Hobbit Lover: I'm gonna kick your ass back to the Shire if you don't shut your fucking mouth.

Clerks II

Becky: Emma, I don't - I don't know what to say. Emma: [on the verge of tears] Take him, fucking whore. [throws her ring at Becky]

Clerks II

Teen #1: [about Jay and Silent Bob] I like 'em man, they're funny. Teen #2: They're fucking stupid.

Clerks II

Elias: As you know, my online handle is Optimus Prime. Randal Graves: I know that, I wish I didn't.

Clerks II

Jay: Yo, you guys are gonna miss this shit! The big guy's gonna cornhole that ass! With his wiener! Becky: [to Dante] Hold that thought.

Clerks II

Elias: [Taking 'I Eat Cock' sign off of his employee of the month picture; to Randal] Well, at least you spelled cock right this time.

Clerks II

Randal Graves: Dude, I'm pretty sure your old lady wants to get you and me together in a three-way!

Clerks II

Sexy Stud: When it's over, if you want, you can fuck Kelly. Randal Graves: Really? Sweet! Sexy Stud: Yeah.

Clerks II

Randal Graves: I got to rent movies, fuck with assholes, and hang out with my best friend, Dante.

Clerks II

Heston Services Clerk: Sir, is there anything I can do for you? Nicholas Angel: No... This is something I have to do myself.

Hot Fuzz

[Hands Hotel Day Clerk a one-dollar tip] Larry Lipton: What are you making a face for? He's the father of our country.

Manhattan Murder Mystery

Airline Ticket Clerk: [selling a flight ticket to Marvin] Would that be smoker or non-smoker, sir? Marvin Dorfler: [exhaling smoke] Take a wild guess.

Midnight Run

James Cole: She's not honey babe, she's a doctor. My psychiatrist. Understand? Charlie the Hotel Clerk: Whatever gets it up for you, Jack.

Twelve Monkeys

If you desire it, you must punish yourself for the sake of learning, seek every advantage in keeping up with the other clerks and in excelling them. You must study with the fervor of the blessed or the cursed.

The Physician

Theologians and other clerks, You won't understand this book, -- However bright your wits -- If you do not meet it humbly, And in this way, Love and Faith Make you surmount Reason, for They are the protectors of Reason's house.

Marguerite Porete