I was in a department store and the clerk came up to me and said "do you want to lay on the couch' I said "Where's your clip board?
I went to NYU undergraduate, then for a Master's in English, and got a summer job at St. Vincent's. I was a ward clerk handling everything in an intensive care unit.
Reader, I married him. A quiet wedding we had: he and I, the parson and clerk, were alone present.
Jay: [after Silent Bob hands Jay a Redbull, Jay drinks it and kicks it in the air] Get the FUCK outta here!
Jay: [dancing to "Goodbye, Horses"] Would you fuck me?... I'd fuck me... I'd fuck me hard...
Elias: If he's gonna jerk off, I'm gonna jerk off, too Randal Graves: I don't think he's gonna jerk off.
Becky: [to Dante] Sometimes, in the heat of the moment, it's forgivable to go ass to mouth. Randal Graves: [chuckling] Heh. I knew it.
Randal Graves: I'd buy the Quick Stop and reopen it myself. That's what I'd do. That's what we should do.
Randal Graves: And you wonder why no chick will let you stick your cock in her. Elias: I never wondered that.
Jay: [while eating food that has piss and flies] This tastes like piss and flies, doesn't it? Silent Bob: [nods]
Randal Graves: Do we have a mop? Becky: Yeah it's in the closet with the other cleaning supplies. Randal Graves: We have cleaning supplies?
Randal Graves: Dude, the Transformers sucked. Elias: Oh no they didn't, they're more than meets the eye.
Hotel night clerk: You are with police? Larry Lipton: Yes, I'm a detective. They lowered the height requirement.
Maxwell D. Kalist is a receiving teller at a city bank, Orwell and Finch, where he runs an efficient department of twenty two clerks and twelve junior clerks. He carries a leather-bound vade mecum everywhere with him – a handbook of the most widely...
Many Islamic clerks are spreading the discourse of violence and the spirit of hatred; then they object on the actions of ISIS! They are producing ISIS generation by another, throughout their discourse and curricula.
I felt a haunting loneliness sometimes, and felt it in others--young clerks in the dusk, wasting the most poignant moments of night and life.
Most boys have seasons of wishing they could die gloriously instead of just being grocery clerks and going on with their humdrum lives.
It’s late and most of the clerks are at home in their beds, dreaming of swimming in pools filled with real money.
I did quite a lot of menial jobs. I was a waiter, an inventory clerk touring round properties listing cups and saucers, and a laserquest marshal.
There's a great deal of suspicion and misunderstanding about IT among practicing doctors. One hears things like, 'I don't want to be turned into a data entry clerk, and I don't want some machine between me and my patients.'
The doctor who applied a stethoscope to my heart was not satisfied. I was told to get my papers with the clerk in the outer hall. I was medically rejected.
