Quotes of: Clerks Keyword

I think the nine justices think the solicitor general is the 35th clerk.

Elena Kagan

Jay: I was outside taking a piss when I heard the news, congrats!

Clerks II

Randal Graves: You ever see a chick give a mule a blowjob?

Clerks II

Dante Hicks: I'm having second thoughts. Randal Graves: About your sexuality?

Clerks II

Elias: [watching Dante propose to Becky] One ring to rule them all!

Clerks II

There is no more moving a professional relationship than that between a law clerk and a Supreme Court justice. As a place to work, the court is unique in its intimacy and intensity.

Cliff Sloan

It is easier to rob by setting up a bank than by holding up a bank clerk.

Bertolt Brecht

Most national correspondents will tell you they rely on stringers and researchers and interns and clerks and news assistants.

Rick Bragg

My dad was an autoworker, my mom was a clerk. Until I was thirty-five, I never made more than fifteen thousand dollars a year.

Michael Moore

Elias: Say what you will about Jesus, but leave the "Rings" out of this.

Clerks II

Randal Graves: You swung at me! Dante Hicks: You ducked. Randal Graves: Because you swung at me!

Clerks II

[last lines] Randal Graves: You know something? You're not even supposed to be here today!

Clerks II

I was born in a poor family, a lower middle class family. My father was a clerk in the forest department. I was very bad at studies. I was not very good at sports, also.

Anupam Kher

Dante Hicks: We need to talk. Becky: [referring to the donkey] Did you see the size of that cock?

Clerks II

Sexy Stud: [as the cops pull up] Oh, shit! Not again! Gotta finish!

Clerks II

Randal Graves: Ease up, Pillow Pants. The dude's not into your D&D GoBots bullshit.

Clerks II

Dante Hicks: I mean, you already taught me how to dance at a wedding.

Clerks II

[first lines] Dante Hicks: [on his cellphone] Yeah, I got a fire at the Quick Stop. Yeah.

Clerks II

Jay: What kinda sick fuck gets turned on watching a guy fuck a donkey?

Clerks II

Sir James waved a gnarled hand. "They're nothing but feral file clerks, dragons. They used to alphabetize the coins in their hoards.

Seraphina

You can be president of the United States and have the best, most bipartisan-seeming idea in the world. But if it doesn't have a constituency, you might as well be town clerk of Toad Suck, Arkansas.

Timothy Noah