Raoul Duke: The telegram is actually all scrambled. It's actually *from* Thompson, not to him. Now I've got to go. I've gotta get to the race. Clerk at Mint Hotel: But there's no hurry, the race is over. Raoul Duke: Not for me. Clerk at Mint Hotel: [...
[Ray and Peter have been fired] Dr Ray Stantz: This is a major disgrace. Forget MIT or Stanford now. They wouldn't touch us with a 10-meter cattle prod. Dr. Peter Venkman: You're always so concerned about your reputation. Einstein did his best stuff ...
Vinny Gambini: Does that freight train come through here at 5:00 A.M. every morning? Hotel Clerk: No, sir, it's very unusual. Vinny Gambini: [the next day, after Vinny was awakened by the train] Yesterday you told me that freight train hardly ever co...
An actor has no more right to be temperamental than a bank clerk.
Silent Bob: ...I got nothing.
Elias: [while masturbating] I'm sorry, Jesus!
Concerned Father: Don't look at his wee-wee.
I'm not auditioning to play convenience-store clerks. I don't see any benefit in that.
So many of the properties of matter, especially when in the gaseous form, can be deduced from the hypothesis that their minute parts are in rapid motion, the velocity increasing with the temperature, that the precise nature of this motion becomes a s...
Without any warning, tears filled my eyes. No one had ever given me such a kind and thoughtful gift before. I pictured Will going into the shop, looking over the books, and then discovering the very one he knew I would love. I even pictured him watch...
Becky: You weren't the one that got mayo in your cooch.
[first lines] Construction Clerk: Check, charge, or cash?
Liquor Store Clerk: Fuck my life.
Washington is an endless series of mock palaces clearly built for clerks.
Randal Graves: May your first child be a masculine child!
Jay: That guy's being awfully forward with that donkey.
Randal Graves: Even the fuckin' trees walked in those movies.
Becky: I'm disgusted and repulsed and... and I can't look away.
Teen #2: Is that a fucking Bible? Jay: Hey hey, the HOLY fucking Bible, son.
Elias: [to Jay] I have a huge boner right now! [Jay smiles nervously at him]
Elias: [Elias is wasted] I hope that donkey doesn't have a heinie troll!
