I am not ashamed that I was once a vacuum-cleaner salesman, only that I was a *good* vacuum-cleaner salesman.
I can make going to the dry-cleaners last an entire day, and the dry cleaners might be 150 yards from my front door. You might find it hard to believe, but I am bone-idle lazy.
When I was a kid, my mom used to run the vacuum cleaner, and the noise would bother me so much that I would run into the woods to calm down. I feel like that vacuum cleaner has been on since I moved to New York City.
The Abbe Paul looked at Agnes rather as Alain had, with respect. 'How sensible. People are desperate to probe mysteries which for the most part are best left unprobed. It is the modern curse: this demented drive to explain every blessed thing. Not ev...
Narrator: I just need to know if you've seen Tyler. Proprietor of Dry Cleaners: I'm not disclosed to bespeak any such information to you, nor would I, even if I had said information you want, at this juncture be able Narrator: [Resigned] You're a mor...
Mathilda: I've decided what to do with my life. I wanna be a cleaner. Léon: You wanna be a cleaner? [passes her a gun and bullets] Léon: Here, take it. It's a goodbye gift. Go clean. But not with me. I work alone, understand? Alone. Mathilda: Bonni...
Hoggle: Oh, no... Not the CLEANERS!
I'm super organized, but a horrible house cleaner.
I played didgeridoo from a young age - on the vacuum cleaner, initially.
What the country needs is dirtier fingernails and cleaner minds.
I think about death. I don't want to die with clothes in the cleaners.
A woman's mind is cleaner than a man's: She changes it more often.
If you properly clean a room, it gets dirtier before it gets cleaner.
Spaghetti can be eaten most successfully if you inhale it like a vacuum cleaner.
I would hope that my writing's cleaner than it was when I started.
If it isn't the sheriff, it's the finance company; I've got more attachments on me than a vacuum cleaner.
Jordi: I like porn set in castles. The girls are fancier, cleaner.
Sex is usually cleaner than a blood sacrifice.
The dirtier your Bible, the cleaner your heart!
Ethanol doesn't burn cleaner than gasoline, nor is it cheaper.
Ethanol and biodiesel allow people to burn a cleaner form of energy.
