Quotes of: Clarke Keyword

Clark: 'Tis the season to be merry. Mary: That's my name. Clark: No shit.

Christmas Vacation

Ellen: What are you looking at? Clark: Oh, the silent majesty of a winter's morn... the clean, cool chill of the holiday air... an asshole in his bathrobe, emptying a chemical toilet into my sewer... [Eddie, in the driveway, is draining the RV's toil...

Christmas Vacation

[Delivering the eulogy for Aunt Edna, flatly] Clark: O God, ease our suffering in this, our moment of great dispair. Yea, admit this good and decent woman into thine arms in the flock in thine heavenly area, up there. And Moab, he laid its down by th...

National Lampoon's Vacation

Alan Turing: He likes you. Joan Clarke: Yes. Alan Turing: You - you got him to like you. Joan Clarke: Yes. Alan Turing: Why? Joan Clarke: Because I'm a woman in a man's job, and I don't have the luxury of being an ass.

The Imitation Game

Bethany: Don't throw me down, Clark. Clark: I'll try not to, Aunt Bethany...

Christmas Vacation

Lt. Gen. George Miller: You're beautiful. Karen Clarke: Oh, thank you. I'm sure you say that to all the girls. Lt. Gen. George Miller: Yes, I do... And some of the soldiers, too. Karen Clarke: That's why you shouldn't run for office, bimbo eruptions....

In the Loop

Clark: No, Eddie. It was my fault. I lost my temper when I got my bonus and I guess I said a few thing I shouldn't have. Mr. Frank Shirley: Bonus? How did you get a bonus? I cut out bonuses this year. Clark: Yeah. Thanks for telling us. I was expecti...

Christmas Vacation

Clark: Whew, it's warm in here. Mary: Well you have your coat on. Clark: Ah yes I do, why is that? Mary: Because it's cold out. Clark: Yes it is, it's a bit nipply out. I mean nippy out, what did I say, nipple? Huh, there is a nip in the air.

Christmas Vacation

Ellen: [sees Clark standing up and looking out the window] Aren't you having any breakfast? Clark: I'm not in the mood. Ellen: What are you looking at? Clark: Oh, the silent majesty of a winter's morn; the clean, cool chill of the holiday air; and an...

Christmas Vacation

Lasky, Guard at Walleyworld: That's not a real gun, is it Clark? Clark: Are you kidding? This is a Magnum P.I. Lasky, Guard at Walleyworld: It's a BB gun! Clark: Don't tempt me. I could put an eye out with this thing. Lasky, Guard at Walleyworld: You...

National Lampoon's Vacation

When Clark Gable died, I cried for 2 days straight. I couldn't eat or sleep.

Marilyn Monroe

[first lines] Aibileen Clark: I was born 1911, Chicksaw County, Piedmont Plantation. Woman: And did you know as a girl growing up that one day you'd be a maid? Aibileen Clark: Yes ma'am, I did. Woman: And you knew that because... Aibileen Clark: My m...

The Help

Robert Mitchum sounded different from John Wayne, and John Wayne sounded different from Clark Gable.

Billy West

Bethany: Is your house on fire, Clark? Clark: No, Aunt Bethany, those are the Christmas lights.

Christmas Vacation

Andrew Clark: What do they do to you? Allison Reynolds: They ignore me. Andrew Clark: Yeah... yeah.

The Breakfast Club

[Clark punches the Marty Moose statue] Ellen Griswold: Clark, what are you doing? Clark: We watch his program... We buy his toys, we go to his movies... he owes us. Doesn't he owe us, huh? He owes the Griswolds, right? Fucking-A right he owes us!

National Lampoon's Vacation

Sherlock Holmes: And chambermaids were once such a liberal breed. Constable Clark: My wife's a chambermaid, sir. [uncomfortable silence] Constable Clark: Anyhow, it's a good thing she was offended, sir. Otherwise we'd never have found you. Sherlock H...

Sherlock Holmes

We parked our bikes on verges so they could graze.

Paddy Clarke Ha Ha Ha

Andrew Clark: If I lose my temper you're totaled, man. John Bender: Totally? Andrew Clark: Totally.

The Breakfast Club

Karen Clarke: What's going on there, Simon? Simon Foster: It's... It's departmental business. It's about a wall. Karen Clarke: Oh, Gaza? Simon Foster: Uh-huh. Karen Clarke: I'm wondering where you were in committee, Simon. I called for back-up and yo...

In the Loop

I've always tried to be fair to my subjects. That's easy when they are as likable and admirable as Lewis and Clark, or Eisenhower.

Stephen Ambrose