My name is Skippito Friskito. (clap-clap) I fear not a single bandito. (clap-clap) My manners are mellow, I'm sweet like the Jell-o, I get the job done, yes indeed-o. (clap-clap)
One hand can't clap.
You can't clap with one hand only.
Soon I find myself squatting on the floor. I am still striking my face; not with my fists this time, but with wide-open hands. I am slapping myself. The sounds I make when my palms meet my cheeks are like an unrelenting round of applause. I am clappi...
Clapping with the right hand only will not make a noise.
With stand-up, it doesn't matter who you are. If the audience claps because they love your movies, that clapping stops after five seconds, and then it's your job to make them laugh.
The wider you spread your fingers apart while clapping is equal to the amount of retarded you look while clapping.
I single-handedly lost the clapping competition. After that nobody wanted to co-clap with me, so I got zero high-fives.
There's nothing nicer than getting a round of applause for turning up for work. It's amazing! You start work, and people clap. Do you know what I mean? And then they stand up and clap at the end.
Sometimes when I see a bad performance and people still clap... I wonder if they're clapping because they liked what they saw or because they're happy it's over?
My husband is a composer, so he plays piano all the time and I sit there and clap telling my unborn child, 'Hear me clap, hear the music.' I know music, in general, is supposed to be good for babies to hear.
They were exactly the same morons that laugh like hyenas in the movies at stuff that isn't funny. I swear to God, if I were a piano player or an actor or something and all those dopes thought I was terrific, I'd hate it. I wouldn't even want them to ...
I like the sound of 'claps of no sound..
I can clap with one hand.
It takes two hands to clap.
Marriage should be a duet - when one sings, the other claps.
Don't clap too hard - it's a very old building.
I was paid to be cheeky and people clapped me for it.
People will clap to be nice. They will not laugh to be nice.
The day you stop clapping at a gig is the day your soul dies.
People always clap for the wrong things
