The future, like everything else, is not what it used to be.
An unlimited future. Isn't that what America is all about?
My philosophy is I'm raising future adults, not children.
Being funny is everything to me.
He looks as though he's been weaned on a pickle.
This suspense is terrible. I hope it will last.
Never fight an inanimate object.
I'm a misplaced American, but don't know where I was misplaced.
O Lord, help me to be pure, but not yet.
A lot of funny stuff happens in Canada.
If you're a studio writer, the funny better be on the page.
I just want to be funny, I just want to do comedy.
The reward of energy, enterprise and thrift is taxes.
Peace is the umpire for doing the will of God.
Life is so unlike theory.
There is no such thing in anyone's life as an unimportant day.
I look on life as a joyous adventure.
I don't have any problems in life, just situations.
I have to have a passion in my life.
A library is not a luxury but one of the necessities of life.
Riches are not an end of life, but an instrument of life.
