It's simple, if it jiggles, it's fat.
I thought I was funny as a kid.
I want to exude strength and intelligence.
This economy is on life support.
Life is full of surprises.
Life well spent is long.
Loud is a way of life.
We are so very 'umble.
To be in opposition is not to be a nihilist.
The Law is the Law!
And then depression set in....
It takes time to be a success.
Nature is a porno. Deal with it.
I was not a politician.
I don't persuade to suicide.
Everyone is going to die.
A government of laws, and not of men.
It is madness for sheep to talk peace with a wolf.
Time is the fairest and toughest judge.
In truth I don't like Cornish pasties.
Politics is not about money.