You will see, in the future I will live by my watercolors.
After the final no there comes a yes and on that yes the future of the world hangs.
The present was an egg laid by the past that had the future inside its shell.
We have never been strictly political, only strictly funny.
I own and operate a ferocious ego.
The young Dickens was so alive, so self-confident, so funny.
Funny thing is that the poorer people are, the more generous they seem to be.
When I was born I owed twelve dollars.
I'm undaunted in my quest to amuse myself by constantly changing my hair.
There cannot be a crisis next week. My schedule is already full.
Most of the gaffes I've made have not been funny - they've been stupid.
I've always found it easier to be funny than to be serious.
Never take a solemn oath. People think you mean it.
It's a funny habit to write encyclopedia entries. It's not a mass taste.
The Bible is clear - God's definition of marriage is between a man and a woman.
God invented concubinage, satan marriage.
Call it Nature, Fate, Fortune; all these are names of the one and selfsame God.
Life's more amusing than we thought.
It's important for me to live my life honestly.
I have a social life. But I don't discuss it.
I always took it for granted that there would be life after Hollywood.
