I know of no way of judging the future but by the past.
Learn from the past, look to the future, but live in the present.
The valid research for the future is on the inner side, on the spiritual side.
Enjoy present pleasures in such a way as not to injure future ones.
If you keep yourself alive and current, funny is funny.
If you're going to tell people the truth, be funny or they'll kill you.
I find teenage girls endlessly funny.
Progress was all right. Only it went on too long.
My job is to bring the tickle. I know what's funny.
The chief function of the body is to carry the brain around.
Be thankful we're not getting all the government we're paying for.
There is no love of life without despair of life.
I've never played for a draw in my life.
Chess is my life, but my life is not chess.
Life drew me and I followed it.
Well, I've been a Republican for all of my voting life.
My first commercial was for Miller High Life beer.
We kind of deny the stages of life.
My life has been very full.
Unbeing dead isn't being alive.
The diversity of life is so stimulating for me.
