Quotes of: Chuck Keyword

A sense of humor is the ability to understand a joke - and that the joke is oneself.

Clifton Fadiman

There is a thin line that separates laughter and pain, comedy and tragedy, humor and hurt.

Erma Bombeck

Russian humor is to adapt or make some sense or nonsense out of the insanity of their lives.

Ian Frazier

I think that humor is part of what saves us from despair.

John Perry Barlow

The more I live, the more I think that humor is the saving sense.

Jacob Riis

It is the ability to take a joke, not make one, that proves you have a sense of humor.

Max Eastman

If I had no sense of humor, I would long ago have committed suicide.

Mahatma Gandhi

A sense of humor is a major defense against minor troubles.

Mignon McLaughlin

Everything human is pathetic. The secret source of humor itself is not joy but sorrow. There is no humor in heaven.

Mark Twain

Humor must not professedly teach and it must not professedly preach, but it must do both if it would live forever.

Mark Twain

I have always found humor in places where humor wasn't necessarily intended.

Silas Weir Mitchell

You are not angry with people when you laugh at them. Humor teaches tolerance.

W. Somerset Maugham

In our cultural history, all emotions have been more culturally acceptable to women.

Ariel Gore

If you read all your history books, there are no women in them.

Caitlin Moran

As a coach you can influence the diet of your players. You can point out what is wrong.

Arsene Wenger

Dieting is murder on the road. Show me a man who travels and I'll show you one who eats.

Bruce Froemming

Many cows are fed a high-protein diet, which creates a more liquid manure that is easier to spray on fields.

Charles Duhigg

A 'diet' is simply an individual's eating regimen: it doesn't have to mean the restrictive plan we've come to associate this word with.

Daphne Oz

Pasta doesn't make you fat. How much pasta you eat makes you fat.

Giada De Laurentiis

Most diets would have you cutting things out from your diet; they are about denial and discipline.

Kathy Freston

I never worry about diets. The only carrots that interest me are the number you get in a diamond.

Mae West