Quotes of: Chuck-berry Keyword

It is the ability to take a joke, not make one, that proves you have a sense of humor.

Max Eastman

If I had no sense of humor, I would long ago have committed suicide.

Mahatma Gandhi

A sense of humor is a major defense against minor troubles.

Mignon McLaughlin

Everything human is pathetic. The secret source of humor itself is not joy but sorrow. There is no humor in heaven.

Mark Twain

Humor must not professedly teach and it must not professedly preach, but it must do both if it would live forever.

Mark Twain

I have always found humor in places where humor wasn't necessarily intended.

Silas Weir Mitchell

You are not angry with people when you laugh at them. Humor teaches tolerance.

W. Somerset Maugham

In our cultural history, all emotions have been more culturally acceptable to women.

Ariel Gore

If you read all your history books, there are no women in them.

Caitlin Moran

As a coach you can influence the diet of your players. You can point out what is wrong.

Arsene Wenger

Dieting is murder on the road. Show me a man who travels and I'll show you one who eats.

Bruce Froemming

Many cows are fed a high-protein diet, which creates a more liquid manure that is easier to spray on fields.

Charles Duhigg

A 'diet' is simply an individual's eating regimen: it doesn't have to mean the restrictive plan we've come to associate this word with.

Daphne Oz

Pasta doesn't make you fat. How much pasta you eat makes you fat.

Giada De Laurentiis

Most diets would have you cutting things out from your diet; they are about denial and discipline.

Kathy Freston

I never worry about diets. The only carrots that interest me are the number you get in a diamond.

Mae West

My doctor told me to stop having intimate dinners for four. Unless there are three other people.

Orson Welles

Want to learn to eat a lot? Here it is: Eat a little. That way, you will be around long enough to eat a lot.

Tony Robbins

I realize that I'm a mature woman and one of these days, incredible diet or not, I'll be a little old lady.

Victoria Moran

I don't think because you have money you have taste... Education and money - this is quite rare. No?

Carine Roitfeld

Even on education, his one accomplishment, the Leave No Child Behind Act, and he has left it unfunded.

Sidney Blumenthal