Humor is mankind's greatest blessing.
G.I. humor is similar to cop humor.
Humor is the most engaging cowardice.
The heart, like the stomach, wants a varied diet.
Fruit is definitely on the maintenance diet. It's on the lifestyle diet.
The whole purpose of education is to turn mirrors into windows.
The world is filled with great sporting events.
The substance of faith is a hope in the unseen.
I get paid to not laugh.
Are the Democrats going to dance the mandate Macarena?
All creativity is a work in progress
Time is a great faith healer
Travel definitely affects me as a writer.
What a pity it is that we have no amusements in England but vice and religion!
I never smile unless I mean it.
A smile is a curve that sets everything straight.
Dancing is the last sport with no sponsor.
I like criticism. It makes you strong.
People think I should be a success, but I'm afraid of it.
Success makes you less intimidated by things.
We're all men, not machines. We make mistakes.
