I once bought my kids a set of batteries for Christmas with a note on it saying, toys not included.
Bernard ManningBesides the two Christmas things, we've got a about a dozen new tracks we're working on.
Chris FrantzThere's nothing sadder in this world than to awake Christmas morning and not be a child.
Erma BombeckNext to a circus there ain't nothing that packs up and tears out faster than the Christmas spirit.
Kin HubbardI'm not going to tell you to meditate on what Christmas really means and be thankful.
Monica Johnson