Mother: Randy, how do the little piggies go? Randy: [oinks like a pig] Mother: That's right. Oink, oink! Now show me how the piggies eat. [points to his plate] Mother: This is your trough. Show me how the piggies eat. Be a good boy. Show mommy how th...
Ralphie as Adult: Immediately, my feet began to sweat as those two fluffy little bunnies with a blue button eye stared sappily up at me. Mother: Come down so I can see you better. Ralphie as Adult: I just hope Flick would never spot them as a word of...
Mr. Parker: You filty sicken hook-aid! Oh, smelly wok buster! Grout shell fratten house stickle fifer! You bladder puss nut grafter! Dorton hoper... Ralphie as Adult: What happened next was a family controversy for years. Mr. Parker: You wart mundane...
Kermit the Frog: If you please Mr. Scrooge, it's gotten colder, and the bookkeeping staff would like an extra shovel full of coal for the fire? Rat #1: We can't do the bookkeeping, all our pens have turned to inkcicles! Rat #2: Our assets are frozen!...
I save every Christmas card. I keep them all.
'A Christmas Story' has always meant a lot to me personally.
If you are planning for one year, grow rice. If you are planning for 20 years grow trees. If you are planning for centuries, grow men.
The family is like the forest: if you are outside, it is dense; if you are inside, you see that each tree has its own position.
Christmas is a season of exceedingly great joy.
Pies mean Thanksgiving and Christmas and picnics.
At Christmas, all roads lead home.
My father used to always give me a basketball, a skate board, and a bike every Christmas. That's all I wanted every year.
I wanted an electric train for Christmas but I got the saxophone instead.
I really like the European carols, and I like that captivating sound that they have that isn't usually in Christmas songs.
Christmas makes everything twice as sad.
I get a little behind during Lent, but it comes out even at Christmas.
One lived in the impression that nobody could ever compete with the 'Nutcracker' or 'A Christmas Carol.'
Tax cuts should be for life, not just for Christmas.
There's never really been a real hood Christmas movie.
There are very few people who have done more than one Christmas album.
My very first acting role was Tiny Tim in 'A Christmas Carol.'
