My grandson sees me as Lois on TV every Christmas, and that scores me points.
On the whole, I prefer Christmas as an adult than I did as a child.
I think 'Elf' is funny, with Will Ferrell. That's a great Christmas movie.
He who has not Christmas in his heart will never find it under a tree.
Maybe Christmas, the Grinch thought, doesn't come from a store.
What will you and I give for Christmas this year? Let us in our lives give to our Lord and Savior the gift of gratitude by living His teachings and following in His footsteps.
The ribbon on my wrist says: Do not open before Christmas.
For all of life is Christmas, an eternal gift from God.
Eddie: Don't forget the rubber sheets and gerbils.
Ellen: Welcome to our home - what's left of it.
Cleopatra: Well, holy jumping Christmas!
Judy: All I want for Christmas is you.
[to the Easter Bunny] Behemoth: Bunny!
The spirit of Christmas is found when we lift the load of others.
Dance. Dance for the joy and breath of childhood. Dance for all children, including that child who is still somewhere entombed beneath the responsibility and skepticism of adulthood. Embrace the moment before it escapes from our grasp. For the only p...
Happiness and goodness, according to canting moralists, stand in the relation of effect and cause. There was never anything less proved or less probable: our happiness is never in our own hands; we inherit our constitution; we stand buffet among frie...
And when the firemen turned off the hose and were standing in the wet, smoky room, Jim's Aunt, Miss. Prothero, came downstairs and peered in at them. Jim and I waited, very quietly, to hear what she would say to them. She said the right thing, always...
I am sorry to have to introduce the subject of Christmas into these articles. It is an indecent subject; a cruel, gluttonous subject; a drunken, disorderly subject; a wasteful, disastrous, subject; a wicked, cadging, lying, filthy, blashphemous, and ...
There is something about Christmas that requires a rug rat. Little kids make Christmas fun. I wonder if could rent one for the holidays. When I was tiny we would by a real tree and stay up late drinking hot chocolate and finding just the right place ...
From the baking aisle to the post office line to the wrapping paper bin in the attic, women populate every dark corner of Christmas. Who got up at 4 a.m. to put the ham in the oven? A woman. . . . Who sent the Christmas card describing her eighteen-y...
I hated that the soldier doll had my name. I mean, please. I didn't play with him much. He was another Christmas present from my clueless grandparents. One time when they were visiting, my grandpa asked me if G.I. Joe had been in any wars lately. I s...
