My greatest fear is having to face God and explain to Him why I wasn't able to fulfill my purpose.
The Day My Soul Cried: A MemoirI just wrote the book of love. Well, I coauthored it with Cupid and Nicholas Sparks.
The Days of Yay are Here! Wake Me Up When They're Over.All men are created Equal. Some just have more Splenda.
The Days of Yay are Here! Wake Me Up When They're Over.I bought a big brown stuffed animal. You know, for dinner.
The Days of Yay are Here! Wake Me Up When They're Over.Are you happy here with me? Because if not, we can scoot over a few feet.
The Days of Yay are Here! Wake Me Up When They're Over.Are you on crack? Or did I take a righteous bong hit before coming here?
The Day The World Went OrangeMusic can elevate man to new heights. Especially elevator music.
The Days of Yay are Here! Wake Me Up When They're Over.Whatever is difficult for you become easy if you take a bite of it every day. Try again and again!
Dream Big!: See Your Bigger Picture!