Christmas is best pondered, not with logic, but with imagination.
The two most joyous times of the year are Christmas morning and the end of school.
I was a postman one Christmas and I developed a morbid fear of dogs.
Don't give me books for Christmas; I already have a book.
A Christmas Carol is such a fool-proof story you can't louse it up.
Christmas comes during a season when the Earth is in its darkest time. It's a holiday for the family and for everyone.
My grandson sees me as Lois on TV every Christmas, and that scores me points.
On the whole, I prefer Christmas as an adult than I did as a child.
I think 'Elf' is funny, with Will Ferrell. That's a great Christmas movie.
He who has not Christmas in his heart will never find it under a tree.
Maybe Christmas, the Grinch thought, doesn't come from a store.
What will you and I give for Christmas this year? Let us in our lives give to our Lord and Savior the gift of gratitude by living His teachings and following in His footsteps.
The ribbon on my wrist says: Do not open before Christmas.
For all of life is Christmas, an eternal gift from God.
Eddie: Don't forget the rubber sheets and gerbils.
Ellen: Welcome to our home - what's left of it.
Cleopatra: Well, holy jumping Christmas!
Judy: All I want for Christmas is you.
[to the Easter Bunny] Behemoth: Bunny!
The spirit of Christmas is found when we lift the load of others.
Dance. Dance for the joy and breath of childhood. Dance for all children, including that child who is still somewhere entombed beneath the responsibility and skepticism of adulthood. Embrace the moment before it escapes from our grasp. For the only p...
