Ellen: Clark, Audrey's frozen from the waist down. Clark: That's all part of the experience, honey.
Christmas VacationArt: [after Clark has flipped out] You're goofy. Clark: [Still flipped out] Don't piss me off, Art.
Christmas VacationEddie: [Referring to the electrocuted cat] That thing had nine lives, you just spent 'em all.
Christmas VacationClark: [the newel post is wobbly so Clark cuts it off with a chain saw] Fixed the newel post.
Christmas VacationOogie Boogie Man: J-J-J-Jack! But they said you were dead. You must be - double dead!
The Nightmare Before Christmas