Quotes of: Chopping Keyword

I’m a thief, because I stole her heart. That’s so cheesy that I had to end it with nachos.

How to construct a coffin with six karate chops

The site of her warmed my heart, like a mitten over my penis. 
Can you please pass me the empty handshakes?

How to construct a coffin with six karate chops

Music enters through the ear, not the penis hole. This is probably a common mistake most deaf men make.

How to construct a coffin with six karate chops

The phrase “Rat you out” is offensive because it’s not offensive enough. It should be “Politician you out.

How to construct a coffin with six karate chops

I was raised in a fishing village in the middle of the desert. I sold hellos and goodbyes just to get by.

How to construct a coffin with six karate chops

I sat in the sun on a bench; the animal within me licking the chops of memory; the spiritual side a little drowsed, promising subsequent penitence, but not yet moved to begin.

Dr Jekyll and Mr Hyde

There was something strangely compelling about a Japanese guy with lamb-chop sideburns and a voice so shrill you could be forgiven for thinking his testicles were wired to the national grid.

Rounder's People

She doesn't quite chop his head off. She makes a Pez dispenser out of him.

Sin City, Vol. 3: The Big Fat Kill

You'd think getting chopped into a million pieces and cast into the darkest part of the Underworld would give him a subtle clue that nobody wanted him around.

The Sea of Monsters

A karate black belt would make a great blindfold on a kidnap victim, after you karate chop them into submission.

So many chairs, and no time to sit

If love played an instrument, I’ll bet it would be the piano. 88 keys, double infinity, and the ability to chop down trees with a sharpened mustache. 


This Book Has No Title

If no one knows when a person is going to die, how can we say he died prematurely?

When Will Jesus Bring The Pork Chops?

My advice: just keep movin' straight ahead. Every now and then you find yourself in a different place.

When Will Jesus Bring The Pork Chops?

Avoid teams at all cost. Keep your circle small. Never join a group that has a name.

When Will Jesus Bring The Pork Chops?

Where is Richard, do you know?" "Chopping onions on the back step. Oh, you mean Master Richard? Upstairs. Eating. Where's anybody?

Wolf Hall

I ate leftover karate chops, before they could smash through the Styrofoam container holding them. 


Whenever You're Gone, I'm Here For You

The man who looks for security, even in the mind, is like a man who would chop off his limbs in order to have artificial ones which will give him no pain or trouble.

Henry Miller

In fact a favourite problem of [John Tyndall] is—Given the molecular forces in a mutton chop, deduce Hamlet or Faust therefrom. He is confident that the Physics of the Future will solve this easily.

Thomas Henry Huxley

Some marriages are made in heaven, Mine was made in Hong Kong, by the same people who make those little rubber pork chops they sell in the pet department at Kmart.

Tom Robbins

I start the day with oatmeal with vanilla almond milk. If I don't, I'm dying by noon and eating everything in sight. On-set, I avoid crap and pack soup and salad. I cook pork chops or turkey tacos for dinner.

Kaley Cuoco

Although a food processor is not an absolutely essential piece of equipment, because you can certainly chop, grate, slice, knead and mix everything by hand, it does do all these things very quickly and efficiently and saves you time and energy.

Delia Smith