Quotes of: Chopping Keyword

Pick the axe; chop off the anger; burn the pieces and bury the ashes. Anger kills before it is noticed. It travels faster to the destination to destroy long before conscience arrives to regret it!

Daily Drive 365

Encourage yourself and do it bit by bit. It may appear tough, but every single bite of it every day is an endorsement that all will be chopped off sooner. Nothing is too difficult!

Daily Drive 365

When I go to the bar, I never drink much. And to do that I avoid conversations, as silence reduces saliva and swallowing, which is drinking.

How to construct a coffin with six karate chops

A burial should be more than a fire pit, arena seating, and a squirming politician strapped to a pile of wood. There should also be marshmallows.

How to construct a coffin with six karate chops

How do two retards eat a turd sandwich? Well, not by first wiping their ass with wheat bread like I showed them.

How to construct a coffin with six karate chops

I’m not in manufacturing, but I make something. I make a difference. But to be honest, I think China can make it cheaper. 

How to construct a coffin with six karate chops

My definition of dictionary can’t be found in the dictionary. Dictionary—A linguistic prison, confining words to well-defined cells, with little chance of parole.

How to construct a coffin with six karate chops

To get him to agree, I put a gun to his head. To get him to not change his mind, I blew out his brains.

How to construct a coffin with six karate chops

I look like a million bucks, but I feel like shit. Thanks, inflation!

How to construct a coffin with six karate chops

I don’t care if I’m on the moon, the party is on the sun, and I am an albino, you should still invite me.

How to construct a coffin with six karate chops

The crowd was patriotic, and they were chanting “USA, USA.” Of course, the crowd was also dyslexic out at the state university of Arizona, so it came out, “ASU, ASU.

How to construct a coffin with six karate chops

While I love people, I hate every single person. I only like a person if they’re in a relationship.

How to construct a coffin with six karate chops

I sing into burritos like they're microphones. If you want my autograph, you’re going to have to wait until the end of the concert.

How to construct a coffin with six karate chops

If you ever find yourself in a blender with a banana and an orange, just start throwing karate chops. 

The Merits of Marthaism, and How Being Named Susan Can Benefit You

The fastest way to divide your marital chores is with a karate chop. I’ll take the smaller half.

The Merits of Marthaism, and How Being Named Susan Can Benefit You

I apologized for punching him. I thought he was attacking me with a karate chop disguised as a handshake. 

The Merits of Marthaism, and How Being Named Susan Can Benefit You

On a sticky August evening two weeks before her due date, Ashima Ganguli stands in the kitchen of a Central Square apartment, combining Rice Krispies and Planters peanuts and chopped red onion in bowl.

The Namesake

She steeled her spine. “Like Boleyn to the chopping block.” Anna smirked. “Queen of England, are we?” Mara shrugged. “Something to aspire to.

No Good Duke Goes Unpunished

The trouble with crying over an onion is that once the chopping gets you started and the tears begin to well up, the next thing you know you just can't stop.

Like Water for Chocolate

You do not chop off a section of your imaginative substance and make a book specifically for children, for - if you are honest - you have no idea where childhood ends and maturity begins. It is all endless and all one.

P. L. Travers

One of the smartest things you can do on 'Chopped' is to take one of those ingredients and make a pickle out of it, because almost every dish benefits from that. I'm feeling like those intuitions are becoming more natural.

Ted Allen