laughter is the best medicine in life, chocolate is the substitute!
Most of us have fond memories of food from our childhood. Whether it was our mom's homemade lasagna or a memorable chocolate birthday cake, food has a way of transporting us back to the past.
Wanna be always Happy? Always carry some chocolate with you ;)
Every day, without fail, I eat some dark chocolate.
The secret to my success is the love & support of a good bar of chocolate
I love to eat and I love sweets... like chocolate. But I do work out.
All you need is love. But a little chocolate now and then doesn't hurt.
I have one chocolate Lab named Jasmine. I also had a rat named Sky.
We used to wash our hair in buckets and survive on toasted sandwiches, chocolates and soup.
Chocolate is not cheating! After a salty meal, you need a little bit of sweet. This is living, not cheating.
Your face makes my soul want to eat chocolate pudding!
Mmmmm. Warm chocolate chip cookies. Not even AB negative can compare.
... vampires are like gourmet chocolate - oh, so tempting, but overindulgence is a killer.
Life without faith, is like an empty beautiful chocolate box!
The sight of a beautiful, naked Amy sliding her finger into her mouth gave Sam a little jolt, she saw. The front of his jeans instantly appeared fuller. “What have you got baby?” he asked, feigning nonchalance and failing. His eyes had taken on a...
Someone once wrote that a novel should deliver a series of small astonishments. I get the same thing spending an hour with you. Also, here is a green toothbrush tied in a ribbon. It expresses my feelings inadequately.. Better than chocolate, being wi...
There isn’t a name for my situation. Firstly because I decided to kill myself. And then because of this idea: I don’t have to do it immediately. Whoosh, through a little door. It’s a limbo. I need never answer the phone again or pay a bill. My ...
From Martin Eden on submitting manuscripts: "There was no human editor at the other end, but a mere cunning arrangement of cogs that changed the manuscript from one envelope to another and stuck on the stamps. It was like the slot machines wherein on...
Ham Porter: Hey, Smalls, you wanna s'more? Smalls: Some more of what? Ham Porter: No, do you wanna s'more? Smalls: I haven't had anything yet, so how can I have some more of nothing? Ham Porter: You're killing me Smalls! These are s'more's stuff! Ok,...
Oompa Loompas: Oompa Loompa doo-pa-dee doo / I've got another puzzle for you / Oompa Loompa doo-p-dee dee / If you are wise you'll listen to me / Who do you blame when your kid is a brat / Pampered and spoiled like a Siamese cat / Blaming the kids is...
Mike Teevee: Where are you taking me? [as Mrs. Teavee inserts him into her purse] Mike Teevee: I don't wanna go in there...! Mrs. Teevee: Be quiet. Mike Teevee: Hey, let me out, it's dark in here. Come on, Mom, I want to be on TV. Let me out, Mom, or...
