I mean, we’re talking about chocolate, for chrissake! Chocolate’s wonderful! Everyone loves it! Look at me, I’m part German! That makes me a kraut! Do you know what kraut is? It’s sauerkraut, men! Which means pickled cabbage! And no one likes...
To eat or not to eat, that is the question: whether 'tis Nobler in the stomach to suffer the Slings and Arrows of outrageous Hunger (while keeping mouthparts in pristine kissing condition) or to take Spoon against Slice of cake, and-- "Yes, please," ...
So, what do you do when you know you have two days to live? Eat an entire Bitter Chocolate Death cake all by myself. Reread my favorite novel. Buy eight dozen roses from the best florist in town--the super expensive ones, the ones that smell like ros...
Frank stared at her. "But you throw Ding Dongs at monsters." Iris looked horrified. "Oh, they're not Ding Dongs." She rummaged under the counter and brought out a package of chocolate covered cakes that looked exactly like Ding Dongs. "These are glut...
One can get sick of cake, but never of bread.
A friendly word is better than a heavy cake.
When you walk into a chocolate store, suddenly the most difficult decision you will ever have to make in your life, is which chocolates to pick! It is pure torture! Especially when you are in Belgium surrounded by Belgian chocolates!
Augustus Gloop: [drinking from the chocolate river] Mm, this stuff is terrific. Charlie Bucket: Grandpa, look at Augustus! Grandpa Joe: Don't worry, he can't drink it all.
When someone asks if you'd like cake or pie, why not say you want cake and pie?
Better to eat bread in peace, then cake amid turmoil.
When it comes to cakes and puddings, savouries, bread and tea cakes, the English cannot be surpassed.
Would ye both eat your cake and have your cake?
We're really just the frosting on a cake and we don't know what's inside the cake.
Veruca Salt: [singing] I want the world. I want the whole world. I want to lock it all up in my pocket. It's my bar of chocolate. Give it to me now.
Willy Wonka: No other factory in the world mixes its chocolate by waterfall. [gently whispering in Mr. Salt's ear] Willy Wonka: But it's the only way if you want it just right.
Charlie Bucket: [to Grandpa Joe, after opening the Wonka bar they think has the last Golden Ticket in it] You know... I'll bet those Golden Tickets make the chocolate taste terrible.
Violet Beauregarde: What is this, a freak out?
I love cheeseburgers and chocolate - milk, not dark, and hot chocolate with marshmallows in the winter!
I want an Oompa-Loompa!' screamed Veruca.
I love chocolate. I like milk and dark chocolate, but definitely not white.
I love chocolate chip cookies - really anything with chocolate will do!
