Just to show my dad that I think he's number one, I bought him a urinal cake for his birthday.
It Occurred to MeI’m not a carrot cake kind of guy. But so what? Don’t push your political agenda on me, pal.
So many chairs, and no time to sitMy eyelids are my own private cave, he murmured. That I can go to anytime I want.
The Particular Sadness of Lemon Cake