There isn’t a name for my situation. Firstly because I decided to kill myself. And then because of this idea: I don’t have to do it immediately. Whoosh, through a little door. It’s a limbo. I need never answer the phone again or pay a bill. My ...
From Martin Eden on submitting manuscripts: "There was no human editor at the other end, but a mere cunning arrangement of cogs that changed the manuscript from one envelope to another and stuck on the stamps. It was like the slot machines wherein on...
Ham Porter: Hey, Smalls, you wanna s'more? Smalls: Some more of what? Ham Porter: No, do you wanna s'more? Smalls: I haven't had anything yet, so how can I have some more of nothing? Ham Porter: You're killing me Smalls! These are s'more's stuff! Ok,...
Oompa Loompas: Oompa Loompa doo-pa-dee doo / I've got another puzzle for you / Oompa Loompa doo-p-dee dee / If you are wise you'll listen to me / Who do you blame when your kid is a brat / Pampered and spoiled like a Siamese cat / Blaming the kids is...
Mike Teevee: Where are you taking me? [as Mrs. Teavee inserts him into her purse] Mike Teevee: I don't wanna go in there...! Mrs. Teevee: Be quiet. Mike Teevee: Hey, let me out, it's dark in here. Come on, Mom, I want to be on TV. Let me out, Mom, or...
Mr. Salt: Where is she going? Willy Wonka: Where all the other bad eggs go, down the garbage chute. Mr. Salt: [laughs] Oh, the garbage chute. Where does it lead to? Willy Wonka: To the furnace. Mr. Salt: [laughs] The furnace! She'll be sizzled like a...
It's remarkable the logic we'll build around a misapprehension.
If I was made of cake I'd eat myself before somebody else could.
You don't have to eat the entire turd to know that it's not a crab cake.
Observing and commenting, it is a piece of cake. Experiencing and sharing, that is a piece of work.
I'm going to die. And as if that weren't bad enough, I'm going to die inside a cake.
Having a birthday cake squashed into your face by young kids? Delicious. I always don a Santa suit at Christmas. Remaining childish is a tremendous state of innocence.
You know you're getting old when you get that one candle on the cake. It's like, 'See if you can blow this out.'
The true excitement comes from the actors - that gives you the true drama - and whatever I can do with the camera, that's icing on the cake.
Somehow many have fallen into the belief that being a Christian is supposed to be a cake-walk. It's not.
I love you like a fat kid loves cake!
life is what u make it,if you want yours to be a cake just go ahead and bake it
'Grandmother' doesn't mean that you have gray hair and you retire and stay home cooking cakes for your grandchildren.
When I'm home in L.A., I go to La Brea, a bakery which does artisan breads, excellent sourdoughs primarily, but also patisserie and cakes.
A woman's heart must be of such a size and no larger, else it must be pressed small, like Chinese feet; her happiness is to be made as cakes are, by a fixed recipe.
It's possible to be satisfied with a day's work or a cake, but a life... what is a life but a history of events badly remembered?
