Quotes of: Chill-out Keyword

Pride gets no pleasure out of having something, only out of having more of it than the next man... It is the comparison that makes you proud: the pleasure of being above the rest. Once the element of competition is gone, pride is gone.

Mere Christianity

If you speak three languages you're trilingual. If you speak two languages you're bilingual. If you speak the language of the opposite sex, you can communicate.

Spelling It Out for Your Man

If you want to speak to someone you cannot touch, see, or hear, the voice of love will transmit with or without a phone. It crosses all borders and travels through time and walls.

Spelling It Out for Your Man

One of the best times for figuring out who you are & what you really want out of life? Right after a break-up.

The Single Woman: Life, Love, and a Dash of Sass

The best way to dig yourself out of a hole, is with a dead guy’s fingernails. Then, once you’re out of the hole, finish burying that dead guy before the cops arrive.

Seriously delirious, but not at all serious

Isn’t it sad that so often it takes facing death to appreciate life and each other fully?

This Star Won't Go Out: The Life and Words of Esther Grace Earl

But you can build a future out of anything. A scrap, a flicker. The desire to go forward, slowly, one foot at a time. You can build an airy city out of ruins.

Pandemonium

The summer stretched out the daylight as if on a rack. Each moment was drawn out until its anatomy collapsed. Time broke down. The day progressed in an endless sequence of dead moments.

Perdido Street Station

I keep in too many of the words I need to let out. And then I let out too many of the words I need to keep in.

Pre Middle Age: 40 Lessons in Growing the Hell Up

Don’t try to hog loneliness and keep it all to yourself. Share it with a special someone.

The Titanic would never have sunk if it were made out of a sink.

I was nervous. Like an ice cube, I just froze up. Then I melted in some strange guy’s drink.

The Titanic would never have sunk if it were made out of a sink.

I want to make something of myself. I believe it’s called a statue.

The Titanic would never have sunk if it were made out of a sink.

If you’re going to hold a grudge, at least put on an oven mitt before you pick it up.

The Titanic would never have sunk if it were made out of a sink.

I’d rather have nobody to say anything to, than have nothing to say to anybody.

The Titanic would never have sunk if it were made out of a sink.

The best part about being a waiter is all that waiting. Use that time wisely. Try making it as an actor.

The Titanic would never have sunk if it were made out of a sink.

With the interconnectedness of it all, the world is more fluid than ever. I blame it on the rain. Milli Vanilli was ahead of their time.

The Titanic would never have sunk if it were made out of a sink.

If you’re hungry, eat one of my new starvation pills. They taste like silence.


The Titanic would never have sunk if it were made out of a sink.

It’s hard to maintain dignity while wearing a coat made out of peacock feathers and pants made out of geriatric human flesh. Still, every other weekend, I have to try.

This Book is Not FOR SALE

People come and people go, but only a magical person can come and go at the same time.

The Titanic would never have sunk if it were made out of a sink.

We made love like a slice of French toast trying to act like an English muffin.

The Titanic would never have sunk if it were made out of a sink.

Would a suit of armor make women feel as invincible as a sexy pair of shoes?

The Titanic would never have sunk if it were made out of a sink.