You can only be twice someone’s age once.
N for Nigger: Aphorisms for Grown Children and Childish Grown-upsCulture, religion, and education, are conspiracies to standardize worldviews.
N for Nigger: Aphorisms for Grown Children and Childish Grown-ups12% of dreams create jobs. 88% of jobs destroy dreams.
N for Nigger: Aphorisms for Grown Children and Childish Grown-upsIntelligence is a way of thinking, not a choice of words.
N for Nigger: Aphorisms for Grown Children and Childish Grown-upsAs useful as an unhappy artist. As useless as a happy philosopher.
N for Nigger: Aphorisms for Grown Children and Childish Grown-upsEvery artist takes their final work to the grave.
N for Nigger: Aphorisms for Grown Children and Childish Grown-upsGraphic designers judge a cover by its book.
N for Nigger: Aphorisms for Grown Children and Childish Grown-upsFaeces by any other name would smell as gross
N for Nigger: Aphorisms for Grown Children and Childish Grown-upsScience gave us forensics. Law gave us crime.
N for Nigger: Aphorisms for Grown Children and Childish Grown-upsThe present is an eternal attempt to separate the past from the future.
N for Nigger: Aphorisms for Grown Children and Childish Grown-upsEmployment was invented to make education seem useful.
N for Nigger: Aphorisms for Grown Children and Childish Grown-upsRetirement is the menopause of an employee’s mind and hands.
N for Nigger: Aphorisms for Grown Children and Childish Grown-upsOne man’s panic funds another’s picnic.
N for Nigger: Aphorisms for Grown Children and Childish Grown-upsIn a materialistic society, an employed boy is older than an unemployed man.
N for Nigger: Aphorisms for Grown Children and Childish Grown-upsNot every person that speaks less than you do is more ignorant than you are.
N for Nigger: Aphorisms for Grown Children and Childish Grown-upsDistinctive facial features of a parent are poor people’s paternity test.
N for Nigger: Aphorisms for Grown Children and Childish Grown-ups