A torn jacket is soon mended; but hard words bruise the heart of a child.
Henry Wadsworth LongfellowWhen I was a child, I didn't fly - we couldn't afford to fly. Flying was for rich people.
Jeff SmisekThe only purpose of an engagement ring is to show you 'belong' to someone, and your man makes bank.
Jessica ValentiWhen I make a book, I make it for the child and not for the parent - no jokes in it for the parents!
Dick BrunaThere's not a man, woman or child on the face of the earth who doesn't enjoy a tasty beverage.
David Letterman