If the Sultan demands five eggs, let his soldiers roast a thousand chickens.
You can't blame the axe for the noise made by the chicken you are about to slaughter.
You eat an egg, but you don't understand how painful it was for the chicken.
You cannot cook one half of the chicken and leave the other lay eggs.
Eggs may be smarter than the chickens, but it doesn't take long for them to stink.
Chicken Soup for the Soul". You've heard of these books, am I right? We've all heard of them. But I wonder if you're aware of just how many "Chicken Soup" books exist on the planet. No offense, but I doubt it. I doubt it because in the time it would ...
I wonder Pa went so easy. I wonder Grampa didn' kill nobody. Nobody never tol' Grampa where to put his feet. An' Ma ain't nobody you can push aroun' neither. I seen her beat the hell out of a tin peddler with a live chicken one time 'cause he give he...
When you treat someone like a wild cat, he will steal your chickens.
A dog doesn't like bananas, but he can't bear to think that chickens eat them.
Each month is gay, Each season nice, When eating Chicken soup With rice
Why did the brick and blanket cross the road? Because some maniac had just run over the chicken. That maniac was me, and that chicken was delicious.
People who count their chickens before they are hatched act very wisely because chickens run about so absurdly that it's impossible to count them accurately.
When I grew up, we always had our chickens, and we ate our eggs, and we ate our chickens. The family always had a pig, and we would kill it at Christmas and eat it for three or four months afterwards.
My dad's a doctor, and when I was 8, I went to one of his medical conferences where they were demonstrating laser surgery on a chicken. I was so mad that a chicken had to die, I never ate meat again.
I make really good chicken soup, sort of from scratch. I don't make my own stock. I just use a base like a chicken stock, but everything else, all the ingredients, I do on my own.
For some artists the live performance is the chicken before the egg of writing or recording of repertoire. For other artists the writing or recording of repertoire is the chicken before the egg of live performance.
Yao: Ah, you ain't worth my time, chicken boy. Mushu: Chicken boy? Say that to my face, you limp noodle!
Rex: It's the chicken man! Buzz Lightyear: That's our guy! Hamm: I knew there was somethin' I didn't like about that chicken.
I think my cat is adorable, and I probably give it too much fresh chicken. Maybe if I had a child, I'd be giving the chicken to the child.
If my belly is of glass, I will fill it with bread and chicken; if it is a closed cellar, I will fill it with cockroaches.
When you are sick you promise a goat, but when you are well again make do with a chicken.
