If you eat a chicken wing or a chicken tender in some parts of the country, I probably supplied it.
A chicken grows up in a little less time than an ostrich. An ostrich takes a whole year. A chicken takes a few months.
[first lines] Zé Pequeno: Whoa, the chicken ran away. Get that chicken, dude!
On a rainy day many offer to water the chickens.
A chicken is hatched even from such a well sealed thing as an egg.
If you are going to have a roast, a chicken is better than a phoenix.
A strong chicken starts to crow the moment that it comes out of the shell.
The Kentucky Fried Chicken corporation made a bobble head of me and sent it to my management. No card, nothing.
Sometimes we used to eat once a day... chicken backs. You could buy four chicken backs for a quarter.
Grandpa: Again with the fucking chicken. Richard: Dad. Grandpa: It's always with the goddamn fucking chicken.
It was only a couple of chickens. Real chickens. The kind that walk around clucking and pecking. Which is what they were doing. Only no one else seemed to care, or even notice. This is normal? Obviously I had a little hiccup reading my notecards. Und...
It is easier to get a chicken back in the egg than to undo a slander.
The weasel comes to say "Happy New Year!" to the chickens.
Better an egg this year than a chicken next year.
The chicken that crows the loudest does not always give the biggest eggs.
The chicken also knows when it's morning, but still watches the mouth of the cock.
Do not eat your chicken and throw its feathers in the front yard.
A chicken you eat only once -- eggs a hundred times.
You named the chicken, Chicken?" She looked embarrassed. "When we decided not to kill it, I got attached.
My favorite fall meal has to be a simple roasted chicken. Ina Garten does a fabulous one. There is just something about roasting your own chicken and vegetables that screams 'fall' and 'home' to me.
The Westboro Baptist Church is no more a church than Church's Fried Chicken is a church.
