I speak Spanish like I chew spinach—like it’s dried bubble gum stuck underneath a park bench.
The Titanic would never have sunk if it were made out of a sink.People who advocate simplicity have money in the bank; the money came first, not the simplicity.
The Gum ThiefThis isn’t a church social, Sweetheart. You aren’t going to be able to save me this time.
The Sweet Gum Tree