Why do I have to do the sewin'? 'Cause I'm a girl? Is that it? It ain't fair, I tell ya!
Hamish X and the Cheese PiratesRandy 'The Ram' Robinson: Hey lady - you want some fucking cheese? Get your own fucking cheese!
The WrestlerBut at the end of the day, you can't major in Making Stuff, so it was Art by default.
The Cheese MonkeysAnd everyone lived happily, thought maybe not completely honestly, ever after. The End.
The Stinky Cheese Man: And Other Fairly Stupid Tales