I feel bad for young actors who become huge stars too quickly, because you haven't had a chance to practice your craft a lot.
Acting is easier than skating in a way and harder in other aspects. In skating, you get one chance, and with acting you get to do it over and over.
I will say, I'm a great, great, great grandson of Stephen F. Austin. He founded Austin, Texas, which is kind of cool.
Like a welcome summer rain, humor may suddenly cleanse and cool the earth, the air and you.
What's cool is when you're able to give your audience imagination and you don't have to cage them in like animals.
I didn't come to Hollywood to drink or get high, and I don't want to be considered a cool actor - I want to be a great actor.
We are witnessing an enormous shift of collective consciousness throughout the world. We are at the precipice of great transformation within our culture and government.
I heard a definition once: Happiness is health and a short memory! I wish I'd invented it, because it is very true.
I wish people could achieve what they think would bring them happiness in order for them to realize that that's not really what happiness is.
I think the secret to happiness is having a Teflon soul. Whatever comes your way, you either let it slide or you cook with it.
There once was a demographic survey done to determine if money was connected to happiness and Ireland was the only place where this did not turn out to be true.
You can undo a lot of things. If you're not happy, you can become happy. Happiness is a choice. That's the thing I really feel.
Off with you! You're a happy fellow, for you'll give happiness and joy to many other people. There is nothing better or greater than that!
If you wait for the perfect moment when all is safe and assured, it may never arrive. Mountains will not be climbed, races won, or lasting happiness achieved.
I always remembered that when I saw people get married they got on a rocketship and went to Planet Happiness, Population: Them.
I'm an inherently happy person. It comes from the inside, which means you can achieve happiness under any circumstance.
The sense of humor has other things to do than to make itself conspicuous in the act of laughter.
I've always been really dark, and drawn to darker humor. Nothing has been forced, and I don't say anything for shock value.
I find that people find a way out of misery through humor and it's humor that's often unacceptable to people who are not in quite such a state of misery.
The humor section is the last place an author wants to be. They put your stuff next to collections of Cathy cartoons.
I have never believed much in luck, and my sense of humor has tended to walk on the dark side.