Cell phones tend to bring us more inside of our lives whereas movies offer a chance to escape, so there are two competing forces.
People asked if I could have played the Terminator. Are you kidding? Not a chance, I never could have played the Terminator.
I'm not too proud of the movies I made as a grownup except for 'That Hagen Girl', which nobody remembers but which gave me a chance to act.
'Twilight' has been a great opportunity, and it's been great fun. Hey, if I'm 50, and someone still wants an autograph for 'Twilight,' OK, cool.
Mum was very cool. Even though she came from a pretty affluent family, she was cool. She was really good, a very normal person.
So I decided to move that scene in the doctor's office to two-thirds into the movie, after the viewers had come to know Ryan and Ali and share in their happiness.
I think the key to happiness is allowing ourselves to not feel bad or guilty for feeling it, and letting it be contagious. And to not be dependent on other people to create your own happiness.
Every day is a new day, and you'll never be able to find happiness if you don't move on.
You believe happiness to be derived from the place in which once you have been happy, but in truth it is centered in ourselves.
Happiness is the absence of suffering. I think it's an interesting way of looking at it. I think the absence of suffering exists very rarely in the world we live in.
I still haven't found the humor in getting hit by a cement truck. My knees still hurt when I think about it, so no jokes about that yet.
I'm not a particularly dark individual. I have my moments, it's true, but I do have a sense of humor.
You can turn painful situations around through laughter. If you can find humor in anything, even poverty, you can survive it.
George Carlin is brilliant with words, and Johnny Winters is very creative. It's taking something common and drawing out the humor, being clever with words.
I don't know how many sacred cows there are today. I think there's a little confusion between humor and gross passing for humor. That's kind of regrettable.
Let's not call physical comedy falling down and pratfalls. All humor is physical, no matter how you dish it out. It's timing, like a dancer or an athlete would have.
Sense of humor. A girl who doesn't take themselves too seriously. And someone who is spontaneous. They're the three things for me that really attract me to a girl.
I was a little shocked at how adult some of the humor was, because I was never that into animation before and when I watched 'Shrek' I really laughed out loud.
It's always amazed me how little attention philosophers, psychologists, or anyone else actually has paid to humor.
Whatever else an American believes or disbelieves about himself, he is absolutely sure he has a sense of humor.
There are men so philosophical that they can see humor in their own toothaches. But there has never lived a man so philosophical that he could see the toothache in his own humor.
