My mom and I have always had issues.
I appreciate folks asking for my autograph.
Charlie: When I was a little kid and I got scared, the Rain Man would come and sing to me. Susanna: Rain what? Charlie: Oh you know, one of those imaginary childhood friends. Susanna: What happened to him? Charlie: Nothing, I just grew up. Susanna: N...
Charlie Kaufman: But, so anyway, I was also wondering, I'm going up to Santa Barbara this Saturday, for an orchid show, and I, and I... Alice the Waitress: Oh. Charlie Kaufman: I'm sorry. Alice the Waitress: Well... Charlie Kaufman: I apologise. I'm ...
It's amazing how many introverts go into the ministry.
It's amazing to see the Earth in its glory down there.
Pebble Beach. It is tough and the lay out is amazing.
Shape your mindsets or your mindsets will shape you.
The best strips are the most honest. That's just the truth of it.
I wear my heart on my sleeve.
Oh, come on! Nobody's favorite color is BROWN!
I don't eat anything on an airplane.
I want to make simple food new.
In America, we are engaged in constant battle with food.
You don't choose your family. They are God's gift to you, as you are to them.
The media is comparable to government-probably passes government in raw power.
Happiness is like a kiss. You must share it to enjoy it.
Man is still the most extraordinary computer of all.
Christmas makes me happy no matter what time of year it comes around.
My parents still treat Christmas like I'm thirteen years old.
Therefore the great mediator of any community is human morality.
