I’m a handyman. I work with my hand. I masturbate for a living. That’s right, I’m in politics.
Who Moved My Choose?: An Amazing Way to Deal With Change by Deciding to Let Indecision Into Your LifeIt’s not really masturbating if you’re jacking your clone off. It’s more like politics.
Who Moved My Choose?: An Amazing Way to Deal With Change by Deciding to Let Indecision Into Your LifeLast night the secrets of the universe were revealed to me, and they had nipples.
Who Moved My Choose?: An Amazing Way to Deal With Change by Deciding to Let Indecision Into Your LifeYou can’t be the best all the time. But that’s what clones are for—to be you while you sleep.
Who Moved My Choose?: An Amazing Way to Deal With Change by Deciding to Let Indecision Into Your LifeI make love like an albino sings—softly, and from sunset to sunrise (except in Alaska).
Who Moved My Choose?: An Amazing Way to Deal With Change by Deciding to Let Indecision Into Your LifeWomen are called the fairer sex. Are they just not as tan, or are they actually more reasonable?
Who Moved My Choose?: An Amazing Way to Deal With Change by Deciding to Let Indecision Into Your LifeHow did I make a living? I haven't. I have eked out an existence." - Ella Baker
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